Peanut Butter and Gatorade (#458)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week we learn Jackie (@jackiekashian) wants to go to Hawaii to see the chickens. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments opening for a local cajun opener, and both would like to remind you they are not here to elevate the whole show...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	Jackie and Lori show.
0:22.2	Jackie.
0:26.4	Your worst nightmare.
0:28.1	Your friend has COVID.
0:29.4	I'm so sorry.
0:30.7	Right.
0:33.1	How are you?
0:36.4	Well, I'm actually much better.
0:42.8	It's been, this is day three, day three probably so like i did this run right i opened for gary galman gary galman and maria banford of modesto and by the time i hit modesto i was uh actually the
0:52.0	second night with gary i was like i won'll be hugging anyone I think I have a cold
0:56.6	and so I just kind of I hung I didn't you know and I and then I when I got to Maria I didn't sell any merch because I was like
1:04.4	there's no need for me to bring whatever this was which I thought was a cold, to the American public. So I didn't,
1:13.4	I didn't hug anybody and I didn't sell merch. But my new joke worked. Hi. And, uh, and then the,
1:25.9	uh, so then I'm driving the next day back from Modesto and I was like, I bet you this is COVID.
1:33.5	And so I look around Modesto, see if there's a PCR, there isn't.
1:38.2	They've stopped.
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