Peak Performance Part 1 | D&D

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🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Drink more water! Wear more eyeliner! The life lessons come thick and fast and free of charge this episode. Andy and Jane enjoy a parody musical medley before settling in for frosty cold Oxventure D&D episode Peak Performance (Part 1 of 4), originally published at the end of 2019. Watch the Oxventure musical medley here: https://tinyurl.com/oxtelrecords Take the Prudence quiz for yourself here: https://tinyurl.com/truedence Check out Rogue Heroes at https://store.team17.com (use code OX10 for a 10% discount on the PC version of the game). To watch all the original Oxventure videos, visit us on YouTube at youtube.com/oxventure. And thank goodness for Johnny Chiodini. Find them at: www.youtube.com/johnnychiodini or www.patreon.com/johnnychiodini Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I know I said I was going to go and get a glass of water, but I can't, I physically can't, I can't do it, and I can't do it.
0:07.0	Well I was going to say if that's the water that's coming out of the taps now, we should probably have that.
0:11.0	No, I just find it very difficult to drink however much water I'm supposed to drink in a day, but I find it very easy to drink three or four liters a day.
0:23.0	Yeah, but I mean Diet Coke's main ingredient is water.
0:26.0	Well that's what I always say, and then medical professionals don't know Jane.
0:31.0	The doctors know that though, they might not know that.
0:34.0	That's why they tell you not to drink four liters of Diet Coke today.
0:37.0	I'm mostly water, Diet Coke is mostly water.
0:40.0	So you're drinking a big tour glass of Jane basically?
0:43.0	Everyone keeps going in Jane, you should get a big bottle of water and keep it by your desk and just keep drinking from it all day.
0:50.0	And I'm like, why bother? It doesn't taste as many people.
0:52.0	Yeah, plus then I'll need to go to the bathroom like 13 or 14 times a day, and I won't get any work done.
0:56.0	Yeah, who's got time for that?
0:58.0	No one.
0:59.0	Yeah, exactly.
1:00.0	I'm very conscientious, that's why I can't possibly drink all this water anyway.
1:04.0	What are you drinking right now?
1:06.0	I'm drinking coffee.
1:07.0	I've got some nice, some nice Monmouth coffee.
1:10.0	Not, not sponsored, just like Monmouth coffee, it's good.
1:14.0	Unfortunately, unless you'd like that Monmouth.
1:16.0	Yeah, get in touch.
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