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I like to start with something funny and I heard about this senior citizen.

He was driving down the freeway in his brand new Corvette with the top down,

going 80 miles an hour when he saw flashing red lights from a state trooper in his rearview mirror.

Without thinking about it, he floored it, took off to a hundred miles an hour.

He heard the sirens behind him.

He finally pulled over to the officer.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what I was thinking.

The state trooper said, listen, it's Friday, four o'clock.

My shift is over in 30 minutes.

If you tell me a reason why you're speeding that I've never heard before, then I'll let you go.

The men thought about it, said officer, years ago, my wife ran off with the state trooper

and I thought you were bringing her back.

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