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I don't know.

Good morning, good afternoon. Good evening wherever you are. Welcome to our episode of Sheila Jones.

We are here today to put the heron's...

Stirrup.

I was thinking of horse girls this morning. You know how that's like a thing? Yeah. Like horse girls are a thing. Oh yeah. No, I knew horse girls growing up. Oh yeah.

Every single if you're not a horse girl, you know at least one. Right. Yeah, if you're a horse girl, you probably only know other horse girls.

Anyway, um, Janie thinks that she should be just like girls that that wear black and read poetry growing up. No only girls that wear black.

Did they all grow up and do podcasts together or that just that might just be.

Was that just us? Okay. Okay. Um, anyway, I don't know. I was thinking. So what about horse girls?

They just came to mind. Um, Janie doesn't understand why I won't buy a horse and put it in the backyard. Even though I've tried to explain that to her many times.

Um, and then there was a horrible movie on Netflix called Horse Girl that I did. Um, was it like a...

It is the weirdest. Honestly, the how I watched this movie was I had 103 degree fever and I was stuck in bed. And it just like started playing.

I think what we're going to discover is that no such movie exists. And it was all just a fever hallucination.

The movie itself in my brain was a fever hallucination. So, um, part of me wants to Google right now whether or not that movie.

I didn't see if it's real. Um, but it was a horrible, it was a horrible movie. And I wasn't super, I mean, I had a horrible cold. It was the worst. Actually, it was a flu.

It was one of the worst flu ever had. It's real. It's real. Okay. So I was stuck in bed. I had the flu.

And a movie that I wanted to watch had ended. Oh, this is not what I was expecting.

That's what I said. A sweet misfit who has a love of horses and supernatural crime shows begins having surreal dreams that start to affect her perception of reality.

Okay. So this movie is about having messed up perception of reality. And I watched it when I had messed up perception of reality.

Because as I said, actually that fever hit 104. I was like this close to going to the hospital. I've never been so sick in my whole life. Anyway.

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