4.8 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 12 minutes
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0:00.0 | Let's play a game you and I. |
0:02.0 | Before we jump into it today, let's play a little game of what happens next. |
0:05.0 | Okay. |
0:06.0 | Dude, fuck. |
0:07.0 | Okay, so what happens next? What's in the car? |
0:10.0 | Let's start typing. What would elicit that reaction? |
0:14.0 | There is some random stranger that snuck into the car. Is it, ah, is it bees? |
0:20.0 | Okay, great. Here we go. |
0:21.9 | Go! It's a bear! |
0:23.9 | Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! |
0:27.5 | Are you so many questions? |
0:29.7 | One, why did the bear make a face like, it was the one being carjacked? He's like, oh, |
0:34.2 | are you not Gary? Are you not my Uber? And two, you must have the biggest |
0:38.4 | balls. This is the bravest, dumbest thing I've ever seen. If a bear is in my car, I said that |
0:43.6 | sentence wrong. The bear is in its car now. It no longer belongs to me. Like I get with black bears, |
0:48.6 | I say make yourself big and loud, but it was in a car. Also, side note, if the insurance doesn't cover everything that ended up happening to this car, |
0:56.0 | please someone or this guy started go fund me. |
0:59.0 | Apparently after the bear, he had to abandon the car for a bit, then people looted it. |
1:02.0 | It's just like the worst luck I've ever seen. |
1:04.0 | But, hello, welcome back to the Philip DeFranco Show. |
1:07.0 | It's Monday, July 19th, 2021. Hit that like button. Otherwise, it will punch you in the throat and let's just jump into it. |
1:13.3 | The first thing that we're going to talk about today, obviously the most important story. |
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