I'm done. I quit. I'm so over this. No more Corey Harris after today. He makes a fool of

himself. The internet laughs at him. Then he comes back with a, well, actually, makes us all feel

bad because, oh, apparently we got it wrong. Turns out he's either the dumbest or like the

most pathological lying man on the planet. You know, we got a lot of news to talk about today,

but I just, I want to knock this out first.

This man got me showcasing emotions, which is nearly impossible because I died inside seven years ago.

So yes, there's been another twist to this story, but we need to start, of course, at the beginning.

Because there was that video that went viral of Harris doing what seemed to be one of the dumbest things a human being could possibly do.

He joined a legal Zoom hearing regarding his suspended driving license while driving. This is a driving while a license suspended.

That is correct, Your Honor. And he was just driving. And he didn't have a license.

Oh. Oh.

Right.

And so with that, Harris ends up spending two nights in jail, and the video goes viral.

But then you've got Harris saying, well, actually, I never knew I was driving on a suspended license back when I was ticketed.

Right?

Saying the suspension, which had been tied to unpaid child support, had been lifted two years ago.

And in fact, court records appeared to back him up with him showing that a judge had actually

ordered the suspension lifted way back in January of 2022. But the secretary of state was never

notified of the suspension being lifted. And as it turns out, this is because Harris didn't pay

the license clearance feed of the court clerk's office. But still, at this point, you had Harris essentially claiming that he had been a victim. You know, things can be complicated, botched.

It's the government.

It's all a mess.

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