S-up, you beautiful bastards.

Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show.

You daily dive into the news, and if I'm being honest, probably the most consistent thing in your life.

I mean, really, the only thing is guaranteed in life these days are death, taxes, and my stupid face, yapping to yours at 6th, Eastern, 3, Pacific, Monday to Thursday.

The rest is just pure chaos.

But, with that said, we got a lot of chaos to talk about today. So let's just jump into it.

This is a new show.

You ever think about how, like, when you go under for surgery or any procedure, like, you have

no idea what the doctors might be doing to your body. And I know that comes off paranoid

and I'm not going to fight those allegations. I am at the

heart of all things, a paranoid, skeptical person. And, you know, sometimes you see things that are

simple, but enormous, like amputating the wrong leg, removing the wrong organ, or operating on the

wrong foot. Though other times, it's more deliberate, like when a surgeon used a laser to burn his

initials into a woman's transplanted liver. Or just even this creep who routinely

peered under the surgical covers and gawked at patient's genitals while they were asleep. Or this plastic

surgeon who posted an Instagram photo of a trans patient's removed penis, which he molded into a heart

for Valentine's Day. Yes, I really just said that. And yes, that really happened. But also now,

as it turns out, every once in a while, you have to worry about not just

what's going to happen, but who's doing it.

Which is exactly the case I want to talk about today because there was this 33-year-old

man in Austria who suffered serious head injuries during a forestry accident back in January,

with the men getting flown to a university hospital for an emergency surgery, you know, the

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