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All available right now with other best-selling goodness at beautiful bastard. Of course, first come, first served, and as always, thank me being a part of the family. But the main thing here, we've got so much to talk about

today. So let's just jump into it. Starting with, so usually when you hear the news, breaking news,

local man kept alligator as a pet. One, for that story to have taken place in Florida,

and two, for that man do possibly have been tragically eaten. But this is not one of those stories. And my boy,

Albert, uh, not one of those gators. Because it turns out, this 11 foot 750 pound prehistoric dinosaur is more than just a pet. He's family. With his owner slash Papa, Tony Cavalero,

telling reporters that he adopted Albert from a reptile show all the way back in 1990 when the

animal was just a baby. And since then, he's come to see Albert as a son, given that boy a luxurious home in Hamburg just south of Buffalo, New York. Hell, in 2016,

he even built out an additional room decked out with an in-ground swimming pool and a waterfall.

With a neighbor explaining to WKBW, he swims in the pool, lays on the pool deck, eats chicken,

and doesn't bother anybody. And Tony adding, I'm Albert's dad. That's all there is to it. He's my, he's like family to everybody. But now, Albert's gone. Or because according to the New York State Department

of Environmental Conservation, Tony's dangerous animal license, it expired in 2021 after it was determined

that Albert's holding area failed to meet safety standards. So Tony, he tries to get his license

renewed, but with no luck. And either way, the department told reporters, even if the owner was appropriately licensed, public contact where the animal is prohibited and grounds for license revocation and relocation of the animal.

You know, because allegedly, Tony allowed people including children to get into the water with the unsecured alligator.

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