PDA Presents: The Comedy Central ROAST of 2020

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Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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the HELL YEAR 2020 DUMPSTER FIRE© is gone but not forgotten. We here at Comedy Central's PDA@ decided to send off the WORST YEAR OF ALL TIME the only way hardcore Comedy Store© Belly Room© comics like us know how. By having a SICK. FUCKING. ROAST. OVER. ZOOM. THE DAIS: Jake Flores Anders Lee Alex Ptak Ben Wasserman @benwassertweet Alex Collyard @alexcollyard Rose Vineshank @RVineShank David Sitrick @DavidSitrick Melissa Rocha @Melisshious Otto Fernandez @ottofernandez Naomi Karavani @NaomiKaravani Kate WIllett @KateWillett David Spector @Spectordeforce OUTRO MUSIC BY AL JOLSON MERCH poddamnamerica.bigcartel.com PATREON patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	Locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness.
0:10.0	The government gives them the drugs, bills bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law,
0:16.0	and then wants us to sing God bless America.
0:19.0	No, no, no, not God bless America.
0:21.6	God damn America that's in the Bible for killing innocent people.
0:26.6	God damn America for treating her citizens as less than human.
0:31.6	God damn America as long as she tries to act like she is tough and she is supreme.
0:41.3	Okay, welcome to the Comedy Central Roast of 2020.
0:45.9	Boom, boom, boom, boom, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
0:51.1	Featuring Anders Lee.
0:56.4	Alex Battack.
1:00.2	You can't say that on television.
1:01.7	Ben Wasserman.
1:03.3	Aye.
1:05.9	Alex Colliard.
1:07.6	I'm not here.
1:10.0	Rose Vine Shane. Uh, Rose Vinechang.
1:14.0	Rose Vinejank. Hello.
1:15.6	Hi.
1:16.5	David Citric.
1:19.0	We've checked with our legal team and you can actually do that on television.
1:22.6	Okay.
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