PB 287: Candy My Cane
Psychobabble with Tyler Oakley & Korey Kuhl
Tyler Oakley, Korey Kuhl, and Audacy
4.9 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2020
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:36.5 | Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psycho Babel, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny and stories we've never told in videos. |
| 0:46.5 | It's not just crazy talk, it's Psycho Babel. This week we discuss Ariana Grande's engagement, Santa being a super spreader, Corey discovers who hacked his Amazon Prime, and how to deal with Jesse leaving Little Mix and the history of pop group departures. |
| 1:02.5 | Subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts and join our exclusive Psycho Babel community at patreon.com slash Psycho Babel. |
| 1:10.5 | Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas to you. We're on Cheers Corey Cool. Hello, how are you? What are we cheers? What are we cheers and you can't just not cheers. |
| 1:27.5 | I was being memory and grace to be honest. Oh, cheers grace. Cheers grace. Hell's biggs. Thank you. What's up? What's it see? Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. |
| 1:38.5 | What's up? Are you having a kicking quanza on this happy holiday? Well, it's still a few days before the big Santa Claus is coming to town. |
| 1:48.5 | Oh, shit. Hey, the big conversation in my group chat with my family has been how they're explaining that Santa doesn't have COVID. |
| 1:58.5 | Oh my god. Because he would be the ultimate super spreader. And so they had to really explain all of that to children. It's like, how do you, yeah. |
| 2:07.5 | What are they saying? What are the lies? What are the lies there continuing? He already got the vaccine. He did the first shot two weeks ago and then got the second shot. |
| 2:17.5 | Right on time for Christmas. He's good to go. He's going to be wearing a mask even though he got the vaccine, which is the rule. So, you know, work COVID compliant in this family group chat is, um, fuck. |
| 2:30.5 | That's what I'm saying, honey. That children's toy. What are they elves? The elves workshop. It seems like a super spreader event. |
| 2:40.5 | Oh, yeah. Oh, you find quarters. |
| 2:43.5 | Quarters. |
| 2:45.5 | Confined quarters. Oh, yes. |
| 2:49.5 | Like, you know, you're like quarters where you live. When you when you put all your quarters in one of those quarter sleeves, I would call that confined quarters. |
| 2:58.5 | What do you mean like the paper roller for the bank? Yeah. You know about it. |
| 3:05.5 | You'd call those confined quarters. I absolutely would. Well, can Rudolph get COVID? |
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