Hey everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psycho Batball

in unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny and stories I've never told in

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How to win in a fight against a penguin, should you fuck your friends, and win is the best time

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Hello. Good day. Check the time. Thank you for being so time conscious. You're welcome.

You know that stresses me out because I'm like it's not morning. Before you keep talking,

yes. I like your shirt. Thank you. Yeah, it's giving me Christmas. It is, I thought Christmas in

February. Christmas is this episode going up? It's going up. Christmas in February? Great.

Thanks. Well, there was, I love a good shirt with collar buttons. Did you know?

In fact, I try not to buy button downs that don't have collar buttons. Well, let me just change your

life. I hate you can go into any I heard Taylor and have them do that. In the ad buttons. Yeah.

In San Francisco, there's a Taylor by my apartment and I thought I'm going to go walk over there

and just ask, what are you capable of? So that I know in case of an emergency. Do you ever,

well, you know, like I have a boot that needs a new zipper that you would have to go to as

no, a boot specialist. No, because it's Steven, my roommate, tried to argue this with me too.

It's not actually like the zipper is broken just a little latch on the zipper. What kind of boot?

It's like a winter boot. Did you bring it for Tahoe? No, we just broke it. The zipper is broken.

We don't think we're talking about Tahoe yet. Yeah, you don't. Well, we went to Tahoe. Yeah.

Was it fun? I loved it. I had a good time. Yes. It was I didn't get out of my pajamas once.

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