In today's episode, we're doing our second ever Storytime edition.

We tell stories about beards, our lesson counters with cute boys,

what we hide when somebody comes over for an adult slumber party, celebrity feet,

and Cory plays 20 questions to try to guess which celebrity I ran into at Topshop yesterday.

Stick around, subscribe to Night Jens and live to eat as you listen with hashtag PsychoBeble.

Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBeble.

An unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny,

and stories I've never told in videos. It's not just crazy talk, it's PsychoBeble.

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You can also find it on Amazon. It's in Target, it burns a noble, local bookstores,

the airport, everywhere you can find it. Just try to find the paperback version. I can't wait to see

yourself ease with it. Good morning, or good afternoon or good evening. Anytime. Any time.

Inclusive. Be inclusive. Or if you don't ascribe to humans use of time. Right. Good. What is time?

I don't know. Well, you saw a rival, right? Time. Is construct. Yeah. What was that?

Teal? Did you hear 2016's gonna be one second longer than they expected? Like, let us just how?

Put me out of my misery. How is that? How can, how can the year be one second longer than you expected?

You can't just fuck all clocks. Well, you could. If you had Taco Bell for after

work, that reference is a week old. Yeah, they're not going to even catch it. Anyway.

Yeah. Anyway, tell me. How do you feel about the fact that we have to

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