Welcome to another edition of The Schmidt Storm.

You've got questions, I've got answers.

And the first one is about Trump's, well, let's watch the arrest video of Boris Epstein in Scottsdale, Arizona,

before we get to the question about one of Trump's closest advisors caught selling access to the disgraced former

governor of Missouri who is alleged to have taken a woman prisoner, tied her up in his basement

and tortured her. But first, the video.

Somebody, a female is alleging that you touched her inappropriately, okay?

Okay, so just let us work through it and we'll get through it, okay?

Boris Epstein is a consultant, and there are a sea of disgraced,

resigned, felonious, assaulters, fraudsters, convicts, and all of these people

want to serve in some of the highest-level jobs in the United States government.

And, of course, who wouldn't?

Because they want a license to take and to steal as much as they can.

And among these people is Boris Epstein.

So what Boris is doing, he's acting in a conciergerie role, right, as a consultant.

What he's saying is, hey, you know, I can give you the mojo.

I can help you increase your, as they'd say on Seinfeld, your Kovorkovirka,

its power.

I can give you the secret sauce that will help make you maximally appealing to Donald Trump.

Because I know, I'm Boris Epstein.

And for a fee, I'll sprinkle the magic on you.

I mean, this type of stuff is standard fare in Washington, D.C.

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