Paying Gus Johnson $2000 to Shave his Moustache | Cold Ones Ep. 8

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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We're apes and we payed someone 2grand to shave their moustache...

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0:00.0	Okay, we're good. Everybody shut up.
0:02.0	Showing up.
0:03.0	Scott, shut the fuck up.
0:05.0	Kest so up.
0:07.0	This fucking feels so weird when the people sing at the table already. I'm just telling you.
0:15.0	Hey anyone, welcome to the cold ones. I'm your host anything for views. My co-host here is Max Myphoe.
0:20.0	And my guest today is... I'm Gus Johnson.
0:23.0	Oh that's so epic, that went so well.
0:25.0	Today's sponsors are Nord-VP.
0:27.0	Wait, what are our sponsors?
0:29.0	Oh, Nord-VPN.
0:30.0	I just couldn't remember.
0:32.0	Today's sponsors. We don't care. Today's sponsors...
0:33.0	We don't care enough about our sponsors to remember which one
0:36.0	on which episode.
0:37.0	Today's sponsors are Nord-PPN,
0:40.0	Game Us-Ups, and as always, cool shirts shirts have a shirt with a zee.
0:45.0	Yeah, I'm wearing a cool shirt.
0:46.0	Are you wearing a cool shirt?
0:48.0	I have the cool shirt on. Had the shirts with a z. cool and use code grog for 10% off your order please buy them I'm gay all right we good yeah
0:56.7	we got a drink come on we haven't even drunk that much before the start
0:59.2	it's the warmest pulpiest orange juice okay you got a settle a settle with, this isn't our set, right?
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