Hello, elegant listeners and viewers and people out there that may have just discovered this and haven't discovered their elegance yet, because they haven't been enjoying go, my favorite sports team.

This wonderful podcast, the best sports podcast that's ever done, graced the universe. I don't know if we can make that claim. Well, it's an opinion. Analytically speaking, I don't know if we actually rank that high in terms of the rating. Which is also interesting because we're talking about a lot of analytics today. So should we, you know, discuss the analytics of our analytics? Yeah. Transparency. That's what it's all about. Our profit margins are. Our profit margins are nothing because you're not paying us anything. Yeah. You don't have a paywall? Why don't you start throwing money in our general direction and I'll be maybe happy? I'll give you a hint. It's this direction.

Well, anywho.

You said listeners, viewers, and then other people.

What are they doing?

Feeling the vibration of the sound of our voices.

Feelers.

Is that what it would be?

Feelers?

Oh, you feelers out there.

You empaths.

I can tell you're very sensitive. I'm a grease ball right now, and I understand that, and I appreciate that. And I've got to, I know there's something on my forehead, but you're watching this on a phone screen, and you just can't see what it is. You're like, oh, does Mark have a mole on his head? What is that? Oh, I see it. You're going to have to look at high definition to figure out what that is.

So all your features. You're like, oh, does Mark have a mole on his head? What is that? You're going to have to look at his high definition to figure out what that is.

So all your feelers out there, you're never going to be able to feel this.

Oh, they could, though.

Listeners, I'm going to echo locate a high-pitched sound,

and you're going to have to get a sonic map of my face.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! There you go. Well, Chica came running when I did my sound. Sorry, Henry. No. Henry's running away from you. No, no. His tail's up. He likes it. But I'm Tyler. I'm your Sports Nowhere host and joined by Markiplier, the man, myth legend himself.

But you already knew that from his echolocation. Mm-hmm. Yeah, my patented echo location. How are you? Ah, meeting hell today. I was telling Tyler about this earlier. Like, I had so many meetings. I had one good meeting. Well, a couple of good meetings, but with black magic design,

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