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My Therapist Ghosted Me
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4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
You know how you sometimes get a 'greatest hits' album? This podcast goes a bit 'greatest hits' at points, but for all the right reasons. Vogue's moved house and Joanne's sunglasses are... Questionable... There's a lot to get into.
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| 0:00.0 | Time to thank our partner for this episode, EasyJet Holidays. I am desperate for a beach break. |
| 0:05.9 | I'm wanting clear skies, turquoise seas and sand so soft, it's basically therapy for my feet. |
| 0:11.7 | Top of my bucket list has to be Madeira. Honestly, have I seen it? Crystal clear waters and gorgeous volcanic sandy beaches. |
| 0:19.4 | It looks perfect. |
| 0:25.4 | I can see myself there, stretched out in a sunbed, living my best holiday life. |
| 0:27.9 | And the sunsets look out of this world. |
| 0:32.8 | Like the skies had a filter put on by someone who really knows what they're doing. |
| 0:37.6 | If you're dreaming of your next beach break like me, make sure you check out EasyJet holidays, big orange sale. You can get up to £400 off package holidays with thousands of |
| 0:42.9 | handpicked four and five star hotels to choose from across more than 100 destinations. Plus, |
| 0:48.6 | kids go free on millions of summer 2026 holidays. Book now, search EasyJet holidays. Book by 11pm, 3rd of March, |
| 0:56.8 | minimum spend required, at all protected, T's and Cs apply. Now it's time to thank our partner |
| 1:01.7 | of this episode, Marks and Spencer. So, did you know M&S does all the big beauty brands now? |
| 1:09.4 | I did not. I only went in for a sandwich and came out with a colour wow detangler and some clinic moisturiser, like some sort of peckish glam gremlin. That's the thing. M&S has quietly gone about their business and built one of the most exciting beauty collections on the high street. Estée lauder, benefit, Nucks, they've got the lot and more. |
| 1:28.4 | It's the convenience. Like, I'm topping up my makeup bag while I'm in there anyway, buying biscuits and a new bazaar. Interesting combo. And the whole beauty section, honestly, it feels very looks now. There's so much to choose from. It's definitely worth a look next time you're near an M&S. Shop all your favourite beauty brands online on the M&S Sparks app |
| 1:45.3 | or at your local MNS store. |
| 1:49.8 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 2:08.4 | Welcome to my therapist ghosted me. We're back. It's me, Jamma McNally, and to herself. Hello, Vogue Williams. Joanne. Didn't know you were such a, a Jimmy Salvo fan, nice shades. |
| 2:16.6 | Listen, Vogue. Listen, folk. |
| 2:18.8 | I'll take criticism of sunglasses from a lot of people, |
| 2:21.4 | but I won't for you and say what you want about Jimmy, |
| 2:24.1 | but he'd great style. |
| 2:27.2 | You do have similar in ways. |
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