Oh yeah, yeah. Welcome to the big show. How are you folks? How was your fourth of July?

Did you shoot any bottle rockets at cops? Because that was going on in Arkansas. We'll

get to that in a bit. We have to be the most ignorant country on the face of the earth

sometimes. Well, some of us. Anyways, great to be with you. Free on Facebook and on

YouTube today. And we added get this almost 6,700 YouTube subscribers in June. So they

like to do it live. Okay. Well, do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. Take it easy, Bill. I

want all of you to enjoy your cake. So enjoy. So what's going on in the world? Well, I hate

to even bring up this subject. I didn't want to touch it. I'm not a soccer fan. I'm not

saying it's a bad sport. If you've watched your show on a regular basis, it allows a couple

of you as you know, my take on it. I've mentioned it on a couple of my albums and it's a great

game, you know, because well, every country plays it because it doesn't take any money.

You need a ball in your kid or kick a soda can or whatever. So that, you know, and it's

fun to play. I agree with it. It's the worst spectator sport ever. I will argue that

till I'm blue in the face and how people get excited about the world cup. Never mind the

woman's world cup. Okay. If you like soccer, you're semi-retarded. If you if you're following

women's soccer, I don't know what to say to you. I don't know what to say. I was hoping

they would lose. I'm going to be honest with you. What Nick? You the patriotic jingoistic

right way. Yes. I don't want anything to make this sport more popular in the United

States for anybody. The field is 700 miles long. There's six people on it. There's a goal

score once every three months. If you like to watch two teams play in the neutral zone,

it's a great sport. It's politically correct. They don't keep scoring soccer because they

don't keep scoring some tads. I mean, because they say if the kid loses a soccer, he's going

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