Paxton Wins, Cornyn Loses, Al Green Gone, Canadian MAID Death at Tim Horton’s | 5/27/26
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Matt Christiansen
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 160 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight, we've come up short in this primary runoff. |
| 0:05.0 | Good. |
| 0:06.0 | You're fired. |
| 0:07.0 | You know, a few years ago, I had a friend of mine say, |
| 0:11.0 | you know what makes God laugh? |
| 0:14.0 | He said, when we make plans. |
| 0:23.6 | Tonight, we just sent a Texas-sized message to Washington. I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. |
| 0:28.6 | My opponent is the most extreme radical the Democrats have ever nominated. |
| 0:32.6 | Some people know him as Tofu Tala Rico. |
| 0:35.6 | Wow. |
| 0:36.6 | Some people call him six-gender Jimmy. |
| 0:39.6 | How dare you? |
| 0:40.8 | I've even heard some people |
| 0:42.0 | call him James Telfrico. |
| 0:45.4 | Fucking honed, bitch. |
| 0:47.5 | And others refer to him simply |
| 0:49.3 | as low-Telarico. |
| 0:51.8 | Gotty. |
| 0:54.0 | Gotty. Gotty! Gotty! |
| 0:54.7 | Gotty! |
| 0:54.9 | In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. |
| 1:02.8 | Those with loaded guns and those who dig. |
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