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Paxton Wins, Cornyn Loses, Al Green Gone, Canadian MAID Death at Tim Horton’s | 5/27/26

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

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4.8587 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Ken Paxton beats John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary runoff, Al Green loses his House seat, a Canadian doctor kills a guy after a Tim Hortons consultation, and much more. YouTube post of this episode: https://youtu.be/6eLb8B0F86s https://www.mattchristiansenmedia.com/

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0:00.0

Tonight, we've come up short in this primary runoff.

0:05.0

Good.

0:06.0

You're fired.

0:07.0

You know, a few years ago, I had a friend of mine say,

0:11.0

you know what makes God laugh?

0:14.0

He said, when we make plans.

0:23.6

Tonight, we just sent a Texas-sized message to Washington. I doubled the size of it, you dumb person.

0:28.6

My opponent is the most extreme radical the Democrats have ever nominated.

0:32.6

Some people know him as Tofu Tala Rico.

0:35.6

Wow.

0:36.6

Some people call him six-gender Jimmy.

0:39.6

How dare you?

0:40.8

I've even heard some people

0:42.0

call him James Telfrico.

0:45.4

Fucking honed, bitch.

0:47.5

And others refer to him simply

0:49.3

as low-Telarico.

0:51.8

Gotty.

0:54.0

Gotty. Gotty! Gotty!

0:54.7

Gotty!

0:54.9

In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

1:02.8

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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