PAXTON TUESDAY: DUMP THUNE | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 1031 – 5/22/2026
In the Litter Box
Jewels Jones & Catturd
4.7 • 621 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:05.0 | ... I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Hello. Hello, hello, hello. Today is Friday, May 22nd, 2026, episode number 131. Please remember to like, |
| 1:25.4 | share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on |
| 1:30.0 | this show you are in the litter box with jules and cat turd hey there cat how are you |
| 1:36.5 | hey hey hey hey it's a Friday you excited to get a week off i am i really really am i've got a i've got a lot of things that i've got to get done week off? I am. I really, really am. |
| 1:48.6 | I've got a lot of things that I've got to get done this week to help with the show. |
| 1:56.0 | I've got a lot of updates and a lot of things going on here behind the scenes, behind the litter box, if there is such a thing. |
| 1:59.5 | And, yeah, I'm excited about that. |
| 2:20.1 | And then I'm, of course, going to vacation, too. Going to relax and chill. What about you? I went out today in my little town. Just had to run a few errands for like 30 minutes. And, God, I couldn't believe the people coming. Because this is the road that goes down to Port St. Joe to the beach. Oh, wow. Man, I couldn't leave the traffic molded town. All the gas stations were like filled up and people waiting in line, boat, two or three |
| 2:24.5 | boats deep. I was like, glory, let me get back to the ranch and lock myself in. Oh, my gosh, |
| 2:30.4 | I can imagine. You know, I mean, that's the thing. This is a very, very busy holiday and everybody's |
| 2:36.1 | ready for it. It's exciting, but just be careful out there. I mean, you always hear about, you know, |
| 2:41.3 | when you've had a while since there was a last break, that people are just a little crazy out there. |
| 2:46.0 | So watch it, especially here in L.A. If you never know what's going to happen, behind every corner, |
| 2:51.1 | whoof, there's another situation. |
| 2:54.3 | It's already loading up my town. |
| 2:56.3 | It always does, though. |
| 2:58.4 | But I'm going to get out of here, I think, so that'll be good. |
| 3:02.3 | Do you see the UFO files today? |
| 3:04.1 | Good, we're gracious. |
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