Ludicrous speed! Go! Go! Hey everybody, welcome to Cocktail Time episode Pax Day 3, 2012. We're here, here all of us we're all here me brad yeah

it's me brad riss fucking bob tara nick drinking vodka the drinking vodka that chris

is a wonderful vodka that's called it's called Garland with numerous

international awards. Snow Queen. Oh, that's the wrong side. It's called Snow Queen. Is it like

a coked up horror? I don't know, but it's goddamn good and it's goddamn cheap. I poured it,

I poured them out for everyone

Oh god I hate vodka so much

And I'm drinking how could you hate vodka it's the most wonderful thing in the world?

No give me whiskey I'll take it any day over vodka

Really? Really you're a goddamn insolent fool you're a vagrant and a putrid person

Don't worry I don't worry I'll sip on it

Your insolence is unacceptable. Put your

straws. Nick has seven pounds of candy and is very defensive about him. You do know that whiskey

is basically vodka that's been aged in an oak barrel. Can you shut the fuck up Bob and stop ruining

all my own things that I like? Bob knows what it's all about. It's the wood that makes it. It's the wood that makes it.

It's also a man's drink. We know that Nick does like wood, so. Sorry. Was that supposed to be

sexual, Bob? I've only been trying to make sexual innuendos this entire fucking weekend. So possibly yes.

Anyway, so, you know, I think it's almost a, not, let me all call it, it's not really a tradition yet,

but it's becoming a tradition where every time a convention ends on Sunday, Sunday is cocktail time day,

and we're so exhausted, the only thing we can do is drink away our sorrows.

So here we are, Sunday night.

Well, it's sorrows. Our, our tired backs and legs, I think, is sort of what it is. Next year is going to get fucked up because they announce that Pax is going to be four days. I can't wait. I'm very excited. I am the only one that's excited. There's two mics. I'm going back and forth. I'm going back. Like two. I'm like, as long as you're close to one. I'll just go back and forth. Now see, I'm the, there's two mics, I'm going back and forth. I'm going back, like, two, I'm like, as long as you're close to one.

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