Last time I covered Paw Patrol, I convinced you that this kid, Ryder, child genius inventor, was recruiting homeless dogs to use as members of his crew of rescue animals, the Paw Patrol.

Why? Well, because the missions are dangerous, dogs are cheaper and more expendable than humans, and stray dogs are the most expendable of all.

Now, obviously, what Ryder's doing there is real bad. But the crimes of Ryder don't just stop there, my friends.

Not only is he putting his dogs into the direct line of danger with little regard to their well-being,

he's the one creating those dangerous situations in the first place.

Get ready, all you good pups, because today we're exposing Ryder for the money hungry criminal mastermind that he

really is.

Hello internet, Welcome to Film Theory, where they're all dead pups.

And they'll be replaced,

cause it's just another day around Adventure Bay.

Did-da-da-da-dead Patrol.

So it's been a couple months since I last covered Paw Patrol.

And due to the blessings of owning a 4-year-old who's discovering media for the first time,

I am still watching a ton of the show.

Now, if you've somehow missed this gargantuan hit of a Nickelodeon series, the Paw Patrol are a team of six puppies led by a boy named Ryder.

Each pup has a specialized set of skills, vehicles, and tech that Rider designs based on typical

emergency services.

We have Chase the Police Dog, Marshall the Firefighter, Sky the Aviation Pup, Rubble the

construction dog, Zuma for Water Rescue, and Rocky for garbage collection.

Episodes of the show are a pretty classic action adventure fair.

There's a problem that needs solving somewhere in Adventure Bay.

The Paw Patrol suit up and say,

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