Paved with chocolate
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Easter has been and gone which means only one thing: the streets are now covered in chocolate. According to Pete anyway…
Elsewhere, we hear all about a listener fainting while listening to this very show and we receive an anonymous email that has everything we ask for in an email. Luke also admits to getting in trouble with the law while on his Lime bike. Oh dear!
Did you see chocolate in the street this Easter? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | As Helen opened her Amazon parcel, |
| 0:03.0 | her stomach filled with butterflies, rapid air technology and a grill mode feature, |
| 0:08.0 | this air-fryer tickled Helen's taste buds for a price lower than she'd ever imagined. |
| 0:13.0 | Five stars from Helen. |
| 0:15.0 | Find star-rated products at star prices. |
| 0:18.0 | Start your search on Amazon today. |
| 0:20.0 | Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the National Lottery? |
| 0:25.0 | Just to confirm, are you somewhere you're able to talk at the moment? |
| 0:29.0 | Yes, we're at home. |
| 0:32.0 | Nothing. After check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires. |
| 0:38.0 | No! |
| 0:39.0 | Yes! |
| 0:40.0 | Do you remember what we were? |
| 0:43.0 | Imagine that. |
| 0:44.0 | It could be you. The National Lottery. |
| 0:47.0 | Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:59.0 | It's the local picture. It's Easter Monday. |
| 1:04.0 | If you've got chocolate covered all over your chops and on your hands, |
| 1:08.0 | and on the eye to down and on the wall, I'm glad you're on a good one. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm glad you had a good one. |
| 1:14.0 | But for those of us who don't eat as many Easter eggs as they should, |
| 1:17.0 | yeah, welcome to the local picture. |
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