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Slack.com slash DHQ. Did you ever see there was a video years ago, or a news footage, or

something of a woman in Florida, who had crawled up onto her kitchen counter because

for some reason she left the front door open and an alligator came in. And so she was

up on her counter with this alligator crawling around her kitchen floor. Why does anybody live

in Florida? If there's a remote possibility that an alligator can come in your kitchen,

just don't you gotta move.

This is Don't Has TIG. I'm TIG Notaro and here we are again. My guest today is a stand-up

comedian and author. She's also a regular panelist on NPR's Weight-Wate Don't Tell Me

and hosts her own podcast, which I've been on. Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.

Paula, welcome to the show. Well, thank you so much. It's lovely to be in my room with

you in my ear. I was thinking maybe we should have a podcast together called Don't Ask

and Nobody Lissons to TIG and Paula. Yes or no? Oh, yes, definitely. Oh, okay. I like

the sad, sack nature of both titles combined. We can have our co-host, EOR. EOR? That's

what my wife calls me. Does she? Yeah, she feels like I talk like EOR. Well, you don't

flip your sentences up at the end like a California girl. My son, we were at Disney Land

years ago. I don't know. I can't remember how old he was. He might have been, I don't

know, seven, eight maybe. We were in line for the Matterhorn and he was sitting on the

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