Paula Poundstone: Stand-Up Legend
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The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My guest this week is a stand-up comedy legend with an unmistakable sense of humor. |
| 0:07.3 | I'm so afraid of crime because they've legalized it now. |
| 0:11.7 | Do you remember, and this was a while ago, but do you remember that 560-pound criminal who was released, |
| 0:16.1 | and it was Jojo, who he was released from jail because he had asthma? |
| 0:19.1 | So jail was bad for him? |
| 0:23.6 | Who made up this rule? I thought that was the whole idea was the jail was at least supposed to be a little bit bad for you. |
| 0:28.6 | Apparently not anymore. |
| 0:30.6 | Apparently now it's like, sorry, got claustrophobia, can't go. I wish I could. Sorry. |
| 0:35.6 | Electric chair, no way. |
| 0:37.8 | Even a heating pad gives me a rash. |
| 0:41.5 | Then they let Hinkley go, and Sirhan, sir, hand. |
| 0:43.6 | The guy who was shot Robert Kennedy, he's up for parole like every year now or something. |
| 0:47.9 | Not only that, he told the parole board that he thought, if Kennedy were alive today, |
| 0:52.9 | he would speak in his favor and say, let the guy go. |
| 0:56.9 | What a tough break, huh? |
| 0:58.9 | The one guy who would have supported this guy, and he shot him. |
| 1:05.1 | Thank you very much. You guys have been great. |
| 1:07.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.6 | This is the last laugh. |
| 1:19.4 | I'm Matt Wilstein from The Daily Beast, and that was Paula Poundstone from her 1989 one-night stand special on HBO. |
| 1:23.5 | Paula has been a singular voice in the comedy world for just about 40 years now, |
| 1:28.8 | from her early stand-up spots on Late Night with David Letterman and The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in the 80s, |
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