Paul Walter Hauser!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents Actor, Comedian and Wrestler Paul Walter Hauser! We're talking Milk with Dinner, Growing up in the Midwest and what makes a movie star! You know Paul W. Hauser from Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman, Wrestling, Pardon My Take, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Adam Corolla Show as well as It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I Think You Should Leave, Black Bird, Inside Out 2, Queenpins and so much more! Make sure to see "The Luckiest Man in America" in theaters now! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Simpler Hair Color: Head to https://SimplerHairColor.com/AYG and use code AYG for 10% off your order Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 20% Off Sitewide Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Step right up, step right up. The third edition of the RU Garbage Card game is on sale right now.
0:05.5	We're talking about the 20-25 edition. This is our best one yet. Do yourself a favor, grab a pack,
0:12.1	and play the game with your family and find out who's at your age. I got one for you right here.
0:16.5	Fresh off the deck. Did your mom ever own the Thymaster? Yeah, she did. Are there currently
0:21.7	any stains on your shirt? Big Man. Yeah, there are. Have you ever owned any now? That's what I
0:25.9	call music CDs. Yeah, I did. Let's go. Get them at are you garbage.com. They're shipping
0:31.2	within a day or two so you can get them for the weekend. Welcome to another exciting edition of
0:37.0	are you garbage. The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:47.9	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:53.5	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:57.5	This is R. You Garbage.
0:58.8	Oh, yeah.
0:59.3	It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after
1:02.1	it to be classy.
1:03.2	Yeah.
1:03.7	After just a big old piece of trash.
1:05.4	Trash, trash.
1:06.3	I'm your host, Dave Trulley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootty's in a new edition.
1:11.0	She's upstairs cleaning her pellet gun.
1:12.9	Okay.
1:13.7	So somebody's going to get it.
1:14.9	I don't know who it is.
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