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🗓️ 28 May 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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A man who grew up in my neck of the woods in NY, Paul Virzi talks about sports and the early grind of doing standup.
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0:14.3 | Hi everybody another exciting episode of Fitzdog Radio coming to you from Fitzdog Studios here in lovely Venice Beach, California where it's windy, little breezy, but the sun is shining. |
0:21.1 | Not getting the full spring that the rest of the country is getting but I'm gonna get it this week |
0:26.6 | heading into New York I'm gonna do a big show in mamarin at the, what's the name of the theater, Emmelon Theater. |
0:37.7 | So this is my home county where I'm from, so I want to sell it out, sister's coming I got some friends coming |
0:44.5 | And it's getting there. It's gonna sell out get your tickets don't hesitate |
0:49.2 | It's gonna be an amazing show I I got a couple great openers. It's going to be fun. Anyway, |
0:57.0 | what I told her, last week I talked about I bought a sink. It's one of those weekends where it's like I bought a sink, I bought a garbage |
1:07.1 | disposal, I bought a microwave and a faucet, and then this week people were supposed to come and install it. I just felt like such a |
1:14.4 | bitch that I wasn't doing any of it myself that I had to rely on other men to do manly things |
1:20.8 | in my house and none of it worked. You know we've got a granite counter in the |
1:25.3 | kitchen. They took out the old sink and the new sink is about a half an inch |
1:30.5 | wider so it didn't fit. So now we got to get another guy to come in and |
1:34.2 | fucking saw a half an inch of granite which is gonna just make dust |
1:40.8 | everywhere in the kitchen. |
1:43.0 | Whatever. |
1:45.0 | My life's, my life's not that bad. |
1:48.0 | How about Paramount Plus? |
1:50.0 | We go to watch some Paramount Plus last night. We want to watch a gentleman in Moscow. |
1:57.5 | So I sign up for a membership on the television. And then it won't work. I cannot get to the channel without them forcing me to |
2:06.2 | upgrade to a higher level which I don't want to do because I only need to see one episode. |
2:11.1 | We saw the other episodes we need one more couldn't do it so |
2:15.8 | I was like fuck this I'm cancelling and see the only way to cancel is to go on an |
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