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🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Hello SmartLess, my old friend- we’ve come to talk with you again. We’ve got diamonds on the soles of our pod this week, baby angels; It’s Paul Simon. And when it comes to name-drops, in Paul’s words: “I can give you John Lennon, but I can not give you Mao Zedong.”
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0:00.0 | Hey, hey, we're rolling. Do I have speed? Yeah, we got speed. Sean, were you going to say something you were holding about? |
0:11.2 | I just say it's anybody thirsty. I got some water. Yeah, well, we how can we? None of us can enjoy it. |
0:15.5 | You can hear it. So maybe it'll do the same thing as |
0:18.2 | Gargle it real quick. See, can you gargle right now and say welcome to smartless in a gargle? |
0:21.8 | Oh my god, it's Scottie. It's Scottie. It's got to get the towel. Welcome to smartless smartless listeners before we get into the good stuff. |
0:51.5 | How about a little great stuff from Shawnee Hayes? Go, Sean. Hey smartless listeners. This episode is brought to you in part by our friends at Verizon. |
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1:52.5 | Now on to the show. |
1:54.5 | Wait, Sean's back in LA now. Yes. Since when? Last night or yesterday last night. Pay attention. Sean, I knew it was soon. I knew it was soon, but I know I'm so excited. Sean, how does it feel? |
2:11.5 | Maybe angels come back to the nest. There's no such thing as baby angels and then they grow up and get older. |
2:20.5 | That baby angel will said to me last week, you guys, you know, you're going to get sick. And it said, what? Yeah, you're going to get sick. Yeah, right when you get home, you'll get sick. |
2:28.5 | And I'm like, why would you think that? And boy, I don't feel sick, but oh, my God. Sean, my body doesn't know it's not over. |
2:36.5 | No, so you're going to probably just power down for about a week. No, just a couple days. |
2:41.5 | Sean, you've been up here. You have been working at this high level every day, getting yourself up to this thing every day for months and months and months and months. |
2:51.5 | Is it possible that that you your body, like you're right, because I told myself, I'm not going to get sick. I'm not going to get sick. I'm not going to get sick. I can't get sick. |
2:59.5 | Right. Right. And then now I'm just like shutting down my body is like, yeah, I'm shutting down too. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. And what about just what about just your instinct to perform and entertain and be? |
3:10.5 | Charismatic and have presence and what not like why start now? Yeah, you just sit on the couch and Scotty's like trying to have a conversation. And you're just like, no, not until no talking talking anymore. |
3:24.5 | I saw I saw this interview. I'm all bits aside with Miley Cyrus the other day. And she was talking about how hard it is, how she doesn't like to tour because she creates this. |
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