It's the Late Show's Hot Show with Stephen Colbert.

Welcome back to The Late Show. I'm here. You know who this man is. This is Paul Simon, ladies and gentlemen.

Paul, I love, I saw you in concert recently. I love the album Seven Psalms.

You're on tour right now.

But even though I've had the honor of talking to you

quite a few times over the years in this show and the old show,

and obviously I do a lot of sound engineering for you on tour,

everybody knows that.

I don't always have to talk to you about that.

Okay, all right, yes.

Talk to my union rep, okay?

That's how it works.

I don't always get to talk to you about like the deepest thoughts, the deepest ideas, okay?

And so what we've done here at the show, we've created something called the Colbert questionnaire.

And the Colbert questionnaire, these have all been tested to space age tolerances

in order to penetrate straight into the soul of someone

so they can be revealed to the world.

Do you have the courage, Paul Simon,

to answer the questionnaire and to be fully known?

What choice of I?

Thank you. What choice have I? First question, Paul Simon.

Paul Simon, what is the best sandwich?

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