I am just a poor boy with all my stories.

Paul Simon says he's been experimenting with performing with his band again even though

he has total hearing loss in his left ear.

Back in 2018, he did his farewell tour but he did just release his 15th album.

Kev got totally click-baited.

He did because he was like, hey, I've heard Paul Simon is not doing well and we're thinking

oh my gosh, he's on Death Stores.

There's some breaking news that Paul Simon and you did a cursory Google search and you

said, no, he's just having some trouble with his hearing.

He's hearing loss.

I've always been a sucker for that stuff.

Don't fall for the clickbait, Kevin.

Kevin's the guy that reads an article, gets to the end of the article and there's always

that headline that says, Pamela Anderson walked past Brad Pitt.

You won't believe what happened next.

What did these stars look like now?

Clearly, there will not be 33 viruses on your work computer, Kev.

I appreciate him trying to help though.

He thought he was on to something and he was wanting to give us the information.

Well, I was concerned.

Yeah, we had to do a double check and he still has hearing loss.

So that is a thing but I think he's still with us.

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