Paul Simon (FULL EXTENDED) | March Mathness

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Stephen kicks off his March 14th monologue with a tribute to Pi Day, then looks into speculation about Donald Trump’s choice of running mate, and the news that Elon Musk fired Don Lemon hours after sitting for an interview with the former CNN anchor. 16-time GRAMMY winner, Paul Simon, sits for a wide-ranging interview with Stephen Colbert, touching on topics like his childhood love of rock and roll, his favorite (and least favorite!) Paul Simon songs, his thought process while writing “Darling Lorraine,” and the dream that inspired his latest album, the subject of the documentary "In Restless Dreams." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:55.0	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show.
0:58.0	I'm your host Stephen Colbert.
1:00.0	It is March.
1:02.0	It is March 14th. It is March 14th.
1:05.0	Happy Pie Day.
1:07.0	Pie of course goes on infinitely,
1:11.0	which is why it has been named the official irrational number of the 2024 election.
1:18.0	Trump uh, clinched the Republican nomination this week and last night he went on NewsMax to talk to
1:25.0	Greg Kelly. Now if you don't know who Greg Kelly is, it doesn't matter.
1:29.0	Trump spent a lot of the interview talking about how unfairly he's treated.
1:35.0	And I looked now, even last night I was saying it,
1:38.0	and he said, there's no, I don't care, Andrew Jackson or anybody else,
1:41.0	nobody has true when you think of the fake things, nobody's
1:45.4	been treated like Trump in terms of badly.
1:48.6	Totally, totally normal way to say that. Remise my favorite Michael Jackson album in terms of badly.
1:58.0	Does he talk like that the rest of the day? No one eats chicken nuggets like Trump in terms of hungrily.
2:07.0	Nobody puts on pajamas like Trump by way of sleepily and the deep state is deep state is for forcing Trump to get up several
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