Paul Scheer Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Actor and comedian Paul Scheer feels optimistic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Paul sits down with Conan once more to discuss the late night sketches that left an impression, why bombing onstage is better with friends, and taking trunk-or-treating too far. Plus, Sona gives a report from her participation at the assistants convention. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Paul Shear.
0:05.0	And I feel optimistic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:11.0	Well, I hate to break it to you, buddy.
0:13.0	Oh, but I knew it.
0:15.0	It's a crush her optimism.
0:17.0	But this is all for tax purposes.
0:19.0	All right. You understand that.
0:24.5	Fall is here.
0:25.7	Hear the yell.
0:27.0	Back to school.
0:28.3	Ring the bell.
0:29.7	Brand new shoes.
0:30.9	Walking blues.
0:32.2	Climb the fence.
0:33.4	Books and pens.
0:36.9	I can tell that we are going to be friends. I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:41.8	Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:45.5	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.
0:47.6	Joined, as always, by Sona and Matt.
0:47.8	Hi.
0:49.6	Nice to see you both.
0:53.0	And we have a little bit of a follow-up we need to do today because our audio genius,
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