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for listening to GSPW and lo!

Which means it's time for

Paul's Unsolved Crime Time.

And blimey O'Reilly, let me tell you, GSPW has never had so many calls and letters about

a topic before. You ghoulish lot can't get enough of this Clayton Woodrow story.

Hungry for more. And like the head chef at the brain buffet, I say, welcome to the zombie hordes and invite you all to feast.

So let's quickly go through a couple of listener theories. Russell from Saffron Walden wrote in to say that Mockri Manor is a magnet for murder because, and I quote,

the park is cursed as it was built on top of Merlin the magician's burial mound. And Russell goes on to say

the proof is right there, staring us in the face as mockery is co-owned by the theme park

company Wizard Entertainment. Well, that's actually pretty convincing. There could be something in that.

Next we have Leona from Six Mile Bottom, which is a real place. I looked it up because I thought

she was playing me for a fool. Leona from Six Mile Bottom, which is a real place. I looked it up because I thought she was playing me for a

fool. Leona from Six Mile Bottom thinks that one of Clayton's illegitimate kids murdered him for a

share of the inheritance. Hmm, unlikely. If you were born on the wrong side of the blanket, as it

were, you cannot legally inherit anything at all. I assume, who knows? Not me. And I'm not about to do the

research. Boring. But it's just common sense, really, isn't it? Regardless, thank you for writing in,

Leona, even if you are very wrong. And finally, Brendan from Norwich says, Werewolves did it.

All right. And now have we got a treat in store for you? To help crack this case wide open, we've got a very special guest on the line, someone who has a close personal connection with murder at mockery. It's Walter Fleurgberg. It's Flegberg. Walter Flegberg, lovely to have you on the show. How are you doing? Hello, Paul. I'm sorry,

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