Good.

Minutes past the hour and you know what that means time for Paul's late night legends.

Last time it was Julio Iglesias The time before Duncan Newgate

But whose hits will give sweet caress

To our quivering ear holes tonight

It's time to spin Paul's legendary roulette wheel

Ooh, who will it land on this time?

Bonnie Tyler, no, no, no. Lydia, no.

Oh, no.

It's Clayton, Brian, Brian Woodrow the third.

And no, I do not have a stutter.

Clay has two middle names, both of them Brian,

in a tribute to his maternal and paternal grandfathers

who were both called Brian, apparently.

And what a staggering coincidence. The man himself

is performing on these humble shores tomorrow night. That's right, yeah. In less than 24 hours,

Clay Clay, Clay, as I call him, will be opening the new Mockery Manor sister park, Claytonville.

I'm probably going to get to meet him, because I know people. Let's leave it at that.

And so, as Julie Andrews did not say, let's start at the very end, not the beginning,

with Clay Clay's latest hit single, Cold Heart Lake. Recorded just last year, Cold Heart Lake is a duet with his current wife, Kirsteen McFallan, who is also reported to be attending the Claytonville gig.

Now, Clay, interestingly, has said that he hides clues and hints about his life in some of his songs. So what's this one about, I wonder?

Well, it's a murder ballad, so that doesn't bode particularly well.

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