Paul's Great Big Tips: Winds Of Heaven

Mockery Manor

Long Cat Media

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 631 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Join Paul in his local radio slot for some listener theories as to who killed Clayton Woodrow, and hear Clay's hymnal love song from 1959, Winds Of Heaven. - Written and directed by Lindsay Sharman. Winds Of Heaven written and produced by Laurence Owen, performed by Laurence Owen. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good.
0:00.9	All right.
0:02.0	To G.S.P.W.
0:03.0	And on our last show, I asked you all to write in with who you think murdered Clayton Woodrow.
0:20.0	The results have been collated and I can
0:22.0	now reveal. 4% of listeners think it was Margot Mockery, looking for a free publicity boost.
0:29.5	16% said the butler did it. That's unoriginal. 24% think it was Clayton's manager, little Bobby
0:36.3	D, looking to claim a big life insurance
0:38.2	payout. That's interesting. A whopping 32% think it was an assassination by the FBI and that
0:44.5	Clayton was a secret communist. What? 32%. Did we count this right? Uh, guys, it's not the
0:51.2	1950s anymore. I doubt the FBI are murdering communists. Not that they ever did, of course.
0:57.2	Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said anything. Uh-oh. Do you think they're listening?
1:00.9	Hello, FBI. Can you hear me? Please don't hurt me.
1:04.8	Seriously, I don't think the FBI murdered Clayton Woodrow. And for the record, I'm not a communist. Not at all.
1:11.7	Anyway, where were we? Oh yes. The vast majority of you, standing at 56% think it was the Merry Widow herself.
1:18.3	That's right. Country legend Kirsteen McFallan. I'm afraid, Kirstein, a jury of your peers has
1:23.4	declared you guilty. Yep. Twos the shrew what did it, Your Honor. Uh, for legal reasons,
1:30.3	I would like to point out that she has not yet been charged with anything. Having said that,
1:34.2	the following information may confirm your suspicions. Yes, folks, it's time for...
1:38.3	Paul's great big tips. Golly gosh, have we received some juicy tip-offs. And as always, if you have some inside
1:45.5	information on the Clayton Woodrow case, call the usual number or write in, and we'll be sure to
1:49.8	publicly air your great big tips. Okay, so the first tip-off is from Mr. Simon P. Derbyshire
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