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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Paul Rust, Pamela Murphy, Dan Lippert

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2014

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Funky Kong - Paul Rust, Pamela Murphy, and Dan Lippert check into a video game rehabilitation center on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also hear a first time concertgoer’s experience, get to the bottom of a grandma scam, and try to keep their cool around a cool kid’s above ground pool. Plus, we hear some hiking tips from a human by the name of Joey. Humans, watch Matt Besser & Rich Fulcher’s Adult Swim infomercial parody “In Search of Miracle Man” November 10th-14th at 4am. Program your DVRs now humans. LA: Head over to the brand new UCB-Sunset for a LIVE improv4humans on Saturday, November 29th. Get tickets at http://www.ucbtheatre.com/ ! Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys, every week I read ads for companies like Squarespace and NatureBox and these ads work because Maddie B knows how to sell product.

0:09.6

I don't use, I don't, I don't talk about stuff that I don't believe in and I believe in these products.

0:15.0

And your company can be a winner too. Just get part of our advertising on our podcast by getting involved with the midroll. That's what it's called midroll.com.

0:25.0

Go to midroll.com slash improv so they know I sent you up.

0:31.0

Four, three, two.

0:35.0

I gotta say, what now?

0:38.0

Who run, Barter Town?

0:41.0

Damn it, I told you no more in Barters.

0:46.0

More Blaster.

0:55.0

Who run by the town?

1:00.0

Four, four run by the town.

1:04.0

You know who.

1:06.0

Say.

1:07.0

Say.

1:08.0

Master Blaster.

1:10.0

Say.

1:11.0

Loud.

1:15.0

Master Blaster.

1:16.0

Yeah.

1:17.0

Master Blaster.

1:19.0

What?

1:23.0

Master Blaster is on his way to town.

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