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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Paul Rust, Danielle Schneider, Craig Rowin

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2017

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Paul Rust, Danielle Schneider, and Craig Rowin join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They take suggestions that inspire scenes about an anti-hypochondriac, terrible baby nurse candidates, and carving your name into a whale for love. Plus, the Budweiser family takes brand loyalty extra seriously when ordering drinks, and tourists on a nature trail stick their fingers in the mouths of the wildlife.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Humans, I know you're already listening to off-book. If you're not, you're being a mob.

0:05.0

Why do I say mob? Because Zach and Jessica McKinna?

0:08.0

Jessica McKinna, Zach Reno, they were just in the mobs trilogy, episode one.

0:14.0

You know if you're improv for Humans, listener, that you love these guys already.

0:18.0

So you got to check out, subscribe to off-book from Airwolf and Stitcher Apple Podcast, wherever you listen.

0:25.0

I feel like fifth grade is when social strata started, like clicks and dating girls.

0:32.0

For me it was middle school, like where it was like...

0:35.0

Because before that, like sexuality didn't get...

0:38.0

What do you call middle school? What grades?

0:40.0

For us sixth, seventh, eighth.

0:42.0

No, we had different.

0:43.0

Or fifth, you're still kind of like some girls are hitting puberty.

0:46.0

For me it wasn't until high school, so it was gonna be a while.

0:49.0

But um...

0:50.0

Do you think puberty is the thing that sets off the like...

0:53.0

Yeah, because all the time there's...

0:55.0

Tribal making and stuff.

0:56.0

Yeah, and it's also like who's pretty, like who are the guys into, you know, it becomes like the male gaze sort of starts to factor into it.

1:04.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:05.0

And it wasn't on me.

1:07.0

So it was like, where's everybody going guys?

1:10.0

Did you just say the male gaze?

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