Hi, my name is Paul Rudd.

And I feel right chuffed about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking

blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends,

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Connor O'Brien needs a friend

joined as always by my whack pack son of session

Matt Goreley.

Wack day to you, sir.

Yes, we go on, we go on.

Traffic backing up on the 101.

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, blud.

Let's do some prank phone calls.

Hello, pizza parlor.

Yes, this is the pizza parlor. Oh, yeah. Is your refrigerator running? What? We have an oven. Oh, sorry. If you had a refrigerator and it's running, I'd say, better catch it. What? This is me doing a bad prank phone call. I'm more curious why this pizza place doesn't have a refrigerator. Yeah. Well, there was a blackout. Okay.

Okay. But this is why I don't do prank calls. And also this, what kind of whack pack is? It's when you're just doing everything.

Ring, ring, ring. Hello, we're a hospital. Yeah, I think one of the patients died. Sir, what are you calling for? April fools. That's bad. Is that a prank call? Because someone could have died. No, that's one I'm banking on. Doctors are like scrambling now. Hey, the odds are someone probably did. Okay. Hello, baked bean company. Yes. Do people eat your baked beans and then they have gas afterwards? Ha ha ha. Just kidding. This is the president.

Do you want to hear a quick real joke that my daughter made up? Yes. Well, there's two and this was the

spectrum. The first one pretty solid. Knock knock. Who's there? Party. Party who? Porta party.

Okay. That's pretty good. Solid beef. Four years old. Guess what Guess what? She got bad on the ball. It's an infield single. Yeah, yeah. And then the next one, knock knock. Who's there? Mouth. Mouth who? You don't have a mouth. You can't talk. You're dumb. You have poopy on your head. I like that one better. I like that one better because that's a solid one. right up there with the pranks I was just doing. Um, no, we are here to have a real conversation, which is Sona, and maybe you've noticed this, but when we do the conversations with people, when we're about to start a record, you need to keep talking. You do Sona. And I've noticed that if we, hold on, don't make that judgy face.

Well, she was looking at me.

I was responding to her.

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