Paul Morrissey Has Never Seen Jurassic Park

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Paul Morrissey (Letterman, Late Late Show, his new album Ice Cream vs Everything) has never seen Jurassic Park, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Paul has a jam of a time writing what he probably thinks happens in Jurassic Park. Kyle, despite the entire conceit of the show, cannot believe Paul hasn't seen it. Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:02.1	I'm Rebecca. I'm Josephine's mom.
0:03.8	I'm Elisa.
0:04.6	Can I go over to Josie's house to play?
0:06.4	She met a new friend and puff.
0:07.9	She's gone.
0:09.0	An ordinary play date.
0:10.5	The missing child is Lucia Blix.
0:12.4	Nine years old.
0:13.4	Is about to become every parent's nightmare.
0:16.3	The people who took Lucia plund it meticulously.
0:19.9	She's hiding something, I know it.
0:21.6	The Stolen Girl, a new original series, streaming April 16 exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:27.6	18 plus subscription required. T's and C's apply.
0:29.6	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:36.6	this is never seen it.
0:41.7	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:48.4	Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where
0:52.4	comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before, and we read their script. Today, I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've
0:54.6	never seen before and we read their script. Today I'm joined by the incredibly funny Paul Morrissey
1:00.4	is here. Paul has never seen Jurassic Park, which blew my mind. Maybe my favorite movie of all
1:08.3	time. Paul rewrites his Jurassic Park version and we give that a read.
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