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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

JTS - Alison Leiby Has Never Seen Sausage Party

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups. Alison Leiby has never seen Sausage Party, but she rewrote it and here's what she think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, Kyle here. I've never seen it. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before and we read their scripts. This is another edition of just the script. This is Allison Libby has never seen sausage party, but she writes what she figures it probably is. I did a little punch up, you know know, from the previous one with Langston-Kerman and Scarface.

0:24.7

I thought it would be fun to revisit some of everyone's favorite scripts from the past.

0:29.2

Add some audio, punch-up, fun, time, I don't know, to it, and go back and listen to it again.

0:36.7

I'm going to keep it pretty short.

0:39.4

You know, this one is so much from, this is from back in June 2020.

0:44.1

So it was a very remote recording, which you can hear a little bit in my microphone quality at the time.

0:51.0

And, you know, Allison Leiby never seen sausage party.

0:53.5

I remember her being shocked at how high the Rotten Tomatoes score was for sausage party,

0:58.3

so she said she wanted to write it herself and write a prestige sausage party.

1:02.8

So this is it.

1:03.9

Straight to it, just the script.

1:05.4

Hope you like these little bonus things.

1:06.9

I'm having fun making them and writing little songs and background music and all that.

1:11.7

Enjoy Allison Libby's never seen sausage party, but here's just her script.

1:19.8

Interior, the verse trap night. I'm sorry. Cigarette smoke hangs heavy in the air of the

1:27.4

strip club.

1:28.1

Cynthia beats underscore depressing scene.

1:30.5

We come up on Carl, a male sausage stripper,

1:32.8

drunkenly gyrating barely along with the music.

1:35.5

A seated female sausage,

1:36.9

you know she's a woman because she has a bow on her head, watches.

1:40.5

So lady, you want to put this wiener in your schnitzel?

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