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Thank you, my fellow Americans.

Welcome to The Late Show.

I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Today was a very big one for a very special boy

down in Washington, D.C. because it's Joe Biden's 82nd birthday. Happy, you hear the people,

happy birthday, Joe, We got you a cake.

But Nancy Pelosi insisted you sacrifice it for the good of democracy.

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