Paul Merson (QK Reloaded)

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In an effort to become podcasting's version of UK Gold, we're spinning it back and replaying the glory days of QK every Tuesday and Thursday. This is: QK Reloaded. We'll be playing through our original episodes in release order. And this is... Arch-Gooner and Soccer Saturday's finest, Paul Merson. This episode was first released on 20th March 2017. --- This week we're joined by the legendary Paul Merson to discuss playing for England, Steve Morrow getting suplexed by Tony Adams after winning the League Cup, living with Gazza and much more. We have some awful examples of footballers acting, plus there's a wonderful listener contribution on the subject of having a childhood kick-about with an actual real-life 90s footballer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here at Betway, we've teamed up with the legendary Tiari-onri. Step into a world of top-class action,
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0:15.1	At Garabingo, we take time to think very seriously. Fancy joining us. Imagine the sand between your toes and the calm
0:24.6	of the ocean breeze. Ah, see? Doesn't it feel good to take time to think? 18 plus terms apply. Please gamble
0:34.5	responsibly.
0:37.4	Into the area, one shot, shoots and scores. Looks like Craig Hignard. terms apply. Please gamble responsibly.
0:39.1	Into the area, one shot,
0:40.2	shoots and scores.
0:42.8	Looks like Craig Hignett might fancy a strike.
0:44.5	Straight to the wallow.
0:47.1	And Chris Bart Williams is in.
0:52.6	Here's Limpah, lines it up, finds the net.
0:54.6	Robin's coming near base now. Robbins coming near-place now.
0:56.2	Then he picked out Jeremy Goss.
0:58.7	Oh, that's a fantastic goal.
1:05.0	Oh, what a tremendous goal by John Hart.
1:07.0	Samway scores.
1:10.0	Now, you know him better than anybody probably.
1:11.8	Do you back him to score quickly, yes or no?
1:12.5	Yes.
1:14.2	Only Hudson, no.
1:19.8	Hello and welcome to Quickly Kevin.
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