He texts, you need to run to your neighbor's house.

You're not safe.

Whoa.

Uh-uh.

Hey, everyone.

Here's what I need y'all to know.

Here's my commitment to you.

I'm on vacay right now and beautiful

Deer Valley skiing here in Park City, Utah. So if you're on YouTube, that's why my background's

different because I'm taking the morning off because we need to record a sewed, you know, and a,

bonus after this. We're recording the top tier bonus after this

Rebecca is really like I mean we're gonna be it's gonna be a long recording I'm

gonna be real sick I wonder how many fights will get in or arguments will get in that we have to

cut no we'll post them for sure um I am not on vacay Kurt still Kurt Cobain Cobain still behind me. And this is going to be a long

episode. And listen, this is the short version. Okay. It's a bat shit story and it's going to be

made even longer because I'm sure you're going to have comments, Rach. Oh, shit. Okay. We'll get to it.

But I have two things real quick. Okay. First, in the bonus episode, we posted Apple subscribers.

We mentioned that like maybe if you let us know your subscriber because we can't see

the list, we can add you to Patreon so you can see posts.

We were talking about a merch idea that we wanted to post on our Patreon.

It was the thing.

I cannot add you.

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