Paul F. Tompkins

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Paul F. Tompkins feels cautiously optimistic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Paul sits down with Conan to discuss getting started in one of the hardest cities for stand-up comedy, the origin behind his trademark gentleman’s wear, and his live variety show Varietopia. Later, Conan muses at the list of books purchased on his stolen Kindle. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Paul F. Tompkins.
0:07.0	And I feel cautiously optimistic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:14.0	I think you're right to be cautious.
0:16.0	You never know when I could snap.
0:17.0	Am I right to be optimistic?
0:19.0	No.
0:20.0	Hello there.
0:43.0	Welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend podcast for all people everywhere.
0:56.0	I'm going to be honest to enjoy Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend.
1:14.0	No, I do think I aim for this to be a podcast for the people, people everywhere.
1:29.0	We are not, this is not a niche podcast.
1:32.0	There's no velvet rope up here.
1:34.0	We are here to allow anyone who wants joy and laughter.
1:38.0	They're welcome.
1:39.0	That's nice.
1:40.0	I'm going to be a little club.
1:43.0	No, Matt Corley, good to see you.
1:45.0	Hi.
1:46.0	That's shit.
1:47.0	Hi.
1:48.0	Yeah, okay.
1:49.0	Take it easy.
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