Paul F. Tompkins - Stagno the Magnificent

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week, the King of Podcasting, the venerable Paul F. Tompkins returns to Dumb People Town!

Story 1 brings us a heated brawl that ensues when McDonald's worker has had enough with water cup shenanigans.

In Story 2: an unusual case involving a stolen car.

Story 3 is the tale of one man's abrupt reality check with regards to Planet Fitness judgement-free zone.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's a good show!
0:30.0	Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of Dumb Fable Town!
0:45.0	Population you!
0:46.0	Population!
0:47.0	Dumb kids!
0:48.0	PFT, one of our most requested, we threw it out to the Facebook page, we said, who would you want to see come back?
0:55.0	They said not me for some reason.
0:57.0	They didn't want Jason back ever.
0:59.0	That's weird.
1:00.0	That was the same emotion of, we don't want to see Jason back with, we want Paul F. Tompkins back.
1:07.0	I feel like you can't, this makes me, it's almost insulting because you cannot trust Facebook results.
1:13.0	Facebook is proving themselves to be unreliable.
1:15.0	The police do.
1:16.0	They so much so much so much so that they had to like put out a commercial that says, we are sorry for what we've become.
1:24.0	I love all the commercials now of every corporation being like, we took to that stuff.
1:29.0	Hey man, we fucked up.
1:31.0	You know what does it get credit for starting that trend?
1:34.0	Domino's.
1:35.0	Because after those videos were going around of like kids blowing their noses on pizza and stuff like that, that was like, hey.
1:41.0	We get it.
1:43.0	We've heard some things, you've heard some things.
1:45.0	It's not great, we're trying, but hey, they kind of ignore that.
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