Hello, everyone.

My name is Paul F. Tompkins.

I like to think it's a name you can trust from various Earwolf podcasts.

Did I finish saying the word podcasts correctly?

It's like ghosts.

Scary.

Can you imagine the ghost of a word? Okay, this is a promo that got off track immediately.

I am here with my good pal, Evan Schletter, on the piano, to tell you about a new podcast, right here on Earwolf hosted by me.

That's right.

It finally happened.

It was destined to.

Scripture foretold it in the book of Leviteronomy.

It is called Spontanation.

It is an improv-based podcast, which means I'm doing the opposite of what I've always done,

which is do something extremely produced that takes a long time and a lot of anguish.

And I'm doing something that's all in the moment and fun with some of the best fun in the moment people around.

Me and my various improviser friends will present to you an improvised story,

narrative story, meaning it's one long thing as opposed to little scenes,

inspired by a free-form conversation that I have with a very special guest.

Listen, I think you two need to catch up, and I can't follow your conversation, because my brain's not that big.

So I'll go back into the kitchen and try to remember why I'm going in there.

All right. Bobby, do you want to get in the dumpster with me, or?

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