Ms. Fitz Toys

Doug Hates, candy wrappers, witty, witty, silly, silly, sweet, with fifty, as it's not more curvals in his teeth

There's still not more, that he won't see, but Doug loves movies

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies

This is Doug loves movies

Coming to you from the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles on Tuesday, May 28th, two oceans 13

Thank you to everyone who came out to my shows in Nashville

And all the nice folks who work at Zane's Comedy Club

I will try to come back later this year

In attendance there in Nashville was a dude who was in earnest scared stupid

When he was a kid, so follow at Joey J.O.E.Y.Covill, K-O-V-A-L on Twitter

If you want to follow someone who was a kid in earnest scared stupid

Toronto, Ontario, Canada, my eight o'clock and ten o'clock shows this Saturday at Comedy Bar are sold out

But there's a few tickets remaining for the 420 show, so snap them up

Buffalo, New York, Helium, also at 420 on Sunday

Tickets available there, and I'm very excited to be doing events in movie interruption

And an episode of Dining with Doug and Karen at the Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington

My mom calls it Bloomings

Indiana, June 8th through the 11th

Let's look in the prize bag, you guys

I'm so excited about this prize bag I want to get right to it

What are these Girl Scout cookies called?

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