Ms. Fitz Toys.

Doug Hays, candy wrappers, we've made some easy

50-as-and-hopper hurdles in his team.

They're still not born, that we won't see

but God loves police.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Lozemovies coming to you from the UCB Theatre

and Los Angeles on, it's getting increasingly empty in here every week.

I don't know what the problem is, is it because of daylight savings time

and people don't like to stand in line in the dark?

Or it's cold? Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, well, it's not 71 degrees, whoever said that, but it's 60 is close enough.

It's close enough to occupy Franklin Avenue.

So, yeah, I don't know why, but if you're listening,

I think the thing about LA is it becomes this growing concern

about why I don't want to get there and not get in.

That's like a big concern on people's minds in Los Angeles

is waiting in a line to not get into something.

And so, it's finally reached critical mass

and there's plenty of empty seats.

There's so many empty seats that if this happens in the next couple of weeks,

if it happens a couple more times, I will stop doing it here.

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