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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Paul F. Tompkins, Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Don't Say Nothin' - Paul F. Tompkins, Dan Lippert, and Drew Tarver are caught in a door to door scavenger hunt, are haunted when a scary movie bleeds into reality, and make sure to not snitch about what’s really going on at the farmers market on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also call a PTA meeting to encourage bullying as it promotes bone strength, visit a snobby Crate and Barrel in Aspen, and meet Darryl, a drunk theatre fan. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Go grab it, run, run, run. I'm going out. You said no, I'm Still going. Don't get into my way.

0:42.0

Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans, with Matt Bestor. That's me, this is Improv for Humans. No visual elements allowed. How do you only today?

0:56.0

Even to myself will be improvising off your suggestions given to me on Twitter, on our forums,

1:03.0

uh, where else?

1:05.0

On uh, passin' by me on the street, hey Pester, talk about this next time on the podcast,

1:09.9

no problem friend.

1:11.9

Guys, we got the best improvisers in the universe here.

1:17.4

Drew Tarver, Dan Lippert, Paul F. Tomkins, welcome back to the show, guys, let's just

1:23.7

go old school and just get some words to begin here, just some simple words, chud, rine

1:30.4

hold, popular contributor, chud is always, he's right there right away all the time, thanks

1:38.1

chud.

1:39.1

Uh, he could be in a hospital bed for all of you, he says bed wetting, that's why I say

1:46.0

that.

1:47.0

So he's just like, stuff that's on his mind, on his skin, uh, rine Lopez says infection,

1:55.5

he's not the bed next to chud, on the webs says teriyaki, there's three words for you,

2:03.7

teriyaki, infection, and it was the first one, bed wetting, bed wetters guys, I was a

2:14.9

bed wetter, until I was about, um, probably 11, I would, I would, uh, wet the bed a couple

2:24.4

times a week.

2:25.7

So my parents were getting fed up with it, I would have to take plastic sheets to sleep

2:29.6

over as my friends pants, they had had it with me, um, how did you feel about bringing

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