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🗓️ 1 April 2015
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:42.0 | Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans, with Matt Bestor. That's me, this is Improv for Humans. No visual elements allowed. How do you only today? |
0:56.0 | Even to myself will be improvising off your suggestions given to me on Twitter, on our forums, |
1:03.0 | uh, where else? |
1:05.0 | On uh, passin' by me on the street, hey Pester, talk about this next time on the podcast, |
1:09.9 | no problem friend. |
1:11.9 | Guys, we got the best improvisers in the universe here. |
1:17.4 | Drew Tarver, Dan Lippert, Paul F. Tomkins, welcome back to the show, guys, let's just |
1:23.7 | go old school and just get some words to begin here, just some simple words, chud, rine |
1:30.4 | hold, popular contributor, chud is always, he's right there right away all the time, thanks |
1:38.1 | chud. |
1:39.1 | Uh, he could be in a hospital bed for all of you, he says bed wetting, that's why I say |
1:46.0 | that. |
1:47.0 | So he's just like, stuff that's on his mind, on his skin, uh, rine Lopez says infection, |
1:55.5 | he's not the bed next to chud, on the webs says teriyaki, there's three words for you, |
2:03.7 | teriyaki, infection, and it was the first one, bed wetting, bed wetters guys, I was a |
2:14.9 | bed wetter, until I was about, um, probably 11, I would, I would, uh, wet the bed a couple |
2:24.4 | times a week. |
2:25.7 | So my parents were getting fed up with it, I would have to take plastic sheets to sleep |
2:29.6 | over as my friends pants, they had had it with me, um, how did you feel about bringing |
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