It’s National Cookie Day, and somehow Paul Dano ended up on the receiving end of the Rizz Show’s judgment — which honestly feels like a hate crime against quiet guys everywhere. The crew dives into the official ranking of the greatest cookies of all time (Double Stuf Oreo supremacy confirmed), debates whether Crumbl Cookies are delicious or just dessert dumbbells, and reveals how one St. Louis sales guy is single-handedly sustaining Crumbl’s GDP.

Meanwhile, the chaos continues: Rizz tries (and fails) to declare he will NOT go out after the Hubbard Christmas party, Lern recounts the Hubby Awards and Rizz losing his at a bar last year, and Rafe provides a dissertation on introverts, extroverts, and the newly discovered atroverts — people who refuse to join the Bluetooth-connected hive mind of humanity. Also: rib-removal surgeries (yes, people are actually doing this), St. Louis becoming a Waymo test city, and the Balkan Treat Box love letter none of us asked for but absolutely needed.

It’s peak daily comedy show energy: unhinged but wholesome… in the way only St. Louis’ most dysfunctional morning family can pull off. Smash subscribe, grab a cookie, and please — if you see Rizz out after 7:15pm tonight — SEND HIM HOME.

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• Not introverted or extroverted? You could be an otrovert - Not introverted or extroverted? You could be an otrovert - ABC News
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• Young women are dropping thousands on gruesome rib removal surgery — as dangerous ‘Ozempic body’ trend takes hold - Young women are dropping thousands on gruesome rib removal surgery — as dangerous ‘Ozempic body’ trend takes hold
• Woman who spent £13,000 to have her ribs removed says people keep asking if she is ‘going to eat them’them - Woman who spent £13,000 to have her ribs removed says people keep asking if she is ‘going to eat them’
• Waymo to bring robotaxi service to St. Louis as drivers begin mapping the city - Waymo to bring robotaxi service to St. Louis as drivers begin mapping the city | ksdk.com
• St. Louis among the top fun cities in America - Study: St. Louis among the top fun cities in America | FOX 2
• National Cookie Day: Where to get freebies, BOGO deals and other perks on Dec. 4 - National Cookie Day: Where to get freebies, BOGO deals and other perks on Dec. 4 | FOX 2
• 'The Elf on the Shelf' creators celebrate 'an incredible milestone' of 20 years - 'The Elf on the Shelf' creators reflect on 20 years of tradition
• It’s Time We Finally Explain the Weird Foods and Drinks Mentioned in Christmas Carols - It’s Time We Finally Explain the Weird Foods and Drinks Mentioned in Christmas Carols
• Gatorade Brings Back Iconic Glass Bottles in New ‘Stranger Things’ Collaboration - Gatorade Brings Back Iconic Glass Bottles in Stranger Things Collaboration
• Tara Reid case takes shocking turn as cops say they found NO evidence her drink was spiked - Tara Reid case takes shocking turn as cops say they found NO evidence her drink was spiked | Daily Mail Online
• Samsung’s Galaxy Z TriFold Is Launching in the U.S. in Just a Few Months - Samsung's Galaxy Z TriFold Is Launching in the U.S. in Just a Few Months
• Sentence handed down to man convicted of pointing laser at Metro Air Support helicopter - Sentence handed down to man convicted of pointing laser at Metro Air Support helicopter
• DoorDash driver drops chicken wing on concrete, puts it back in box, and licks fingers in gross caught-on-camera scene - DoorDash driver licks chicken wing sauce off fingers during delivery at Florida home: video | New York Post

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