Paul Danke Has Never Seen The Bucket List
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. |
| 0:11.8 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:17.7 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. |
| 0:19.7 | This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before, |
| 0:23.9 | and we read their script. |
| 0:25.1 | Today, Paul Danke is here, hilarious comedian who has a brand new album out. |
| 0:30.0 | Paul is so funny. |
| 0:30.7 | Paul has never seen The Bucket List, but he rewrites it and we take on his script. |
| 0:36.0 | I mean, I can't believe we've never done this movie. This is one of those movies where we all, I remember the promotions being so huge because Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, were in it, and everyone being super hyped. And then I also think I never saw it. But I remember the trailer, skydiving, who knows. Anyways, Paul is here. This episode is so fun adam newman joins us as well paul's |
| 0:55.1 | script is so funny and we just have the overall good time talking about uh the movie my squeaky |
| 1:00.6 | chair i'm in and it's a good time you're gonna love the episode if you want video i got video set up |
| 1:06.3 | in in my new studio spot it's coming together youtube dot com slash never seen it we're there um we're going to be |
| 1:12.9 | doing a special thing on the patreon this next month that can get you basically some free patreon stuff |
| 1:18.4 | uh it's going to be kind of a special thing going on with a different platform that i'm posting on |
| 1:23.1 | you'll have to read the details over there it's not quite all ironed out yet but patreon.com |
| 1:27.7 | so i've never seen it i hope you enjoy the episode if you're in los angeles i'm performing this |
| 1:32.9 | sunday my show hard to say about trigeminal neuralgia living with chronic pain and that sort of |
| 1:38.3 | stuff comedy show i have reggie watts a parna an an cherella and jermaine fowler on that show |
| 1:43.5 | a lesiontheater dot com is where you get tickets I also have shows coming up in Denver, Fort Collins, Boulder. I got Portland and Seattle, which I've never been to ever in my life being set up as well. Maybe some Bay Area. Kyle Ayers.com is where that stuff will go up when the tickets are available. just follow me on Instagram at Kyle Ayers. That's your best spot to see when this stuff comes available. I'm so bad at promoting it. Please enjoy the episode. Please, if you're in Los Angeles or you know anyone who is, tell them about the show this Sunday, February 4th. I can't believe it's almost February. |
| 2:18.7 | Enjoy the episode. |
| 2:24.2 | Elysiantheater.com. Thank you so much. Paul Danke has never seen the bucket list. |
| 2:25.6 | I don't know why I paused dramatically. |
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